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But the most consistent theme, apart from gross self-denigration, has been men and their mothers.

A recent ad maintained: "A girlfriend isn't a girlfriend unless she makes my mother cry with grief every time she visits.

Some are almost competitive in the weirdness or there may be people who are trying out characters from their new novel." Rose is not above a little weirdness himself.

They contribute only a small amount of money to the magazine, but they punch very much above their weight."The column has given the LRB the opportunity to meet some of its readers. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest come-down I've ever had to make. Call for papers: "London Review of Books personal ads: an exaggeration or a rejection of the dominant cultural norm?

A singles night was held in London in August and attracted 120 people who were less "middle-aged and flatulent" than had been expected. " Send proposal to gay, anorexic, flamenco-dancing M, 36, baby-blue eyes, blond hair, and pesto recipes to die for.

One company, Telecom Express, manages The Guardian's Soulmates, The Daily Telegraph's Kindred Spirits and The Times's Encounters pages, among many others. Awful pianist." and "Fairly innocuous male, 57." Other classics of truth-in-advertising have included "Tap-dancing Classics lecturer. " and "Shy, ugly man, fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle-aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible"."It's very hard to write a 20-word personal ad that adequately sums you up," says David Rose, LRB's classified ad manager.

Some dating companies even give advice to people on how to word their ad to attract a mate. Some minimalists ads have included: "Angry trollop, 37. "A lot of people get their friends to do it because they don't know how to describe themselves.

For seven years the LRB personals column has been producing surreal haikus of the heart like this.

It began with "67-year-old disaffiliated flaneur, jacked-up on Viagra and looking for a contortionist trumpeter" and has never looked back.Lots of ads refer to previous messages, to the magazine itself or contain running gags for dedicated readers.For no very good reason, the 1970s Canadian rock band Bachman-Turner Overdrive get repeated mentions; the critics John Sutherland and Andrew O'Hagan appear intermittently and there are regularly cutting-edge scientific theories mixed in with the appeals for love. For about two years every edition contained at least one ad that made reference, often sexual, to the Labour MP. My finger on the pulse of culture, my ear to the ground of philosophy, my hip in the medical waste bin of Glasgow Royal Infirmary. Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37), would like to meet man, to age 40, for thome enthanted eveningth. "There are some who are probably not that interested in finding a partner.

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