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It’s true; if you had asked me this question right after you-know-who and I broke up, I might have agreed with you.

But I’m a strong woman with a ridiculously successful career and a hit primetime television series, so I never give up on my dreams.

That when a frog breaks your heart and stomps on your dreams, you stop believing a committed relationship is possible.

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And my dream is to once again be part of a monogamous relationship with a strong, handsome, supportive and preferably wealthy man.

And I will pursue that dream no matter how many strong, handsome, supportive and preferably wealthy men I have to date in the meantime.

Alien invaders seemingly love to tempt humans with this as part of their Masquerade, although you'd think they'd learn better.

See also: Extreme Omnisexual, Bestiality Is Depraved, Mars Needs Women, Divine Date, Magical Girlfriend, Deus Sex Machina, Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?

A romance, sexual or otherwise, between two different species.

Sometimes they are Humanoid Aliens, or they can be a Friendly Neighborhood Vampire and a human, two Funny Animals, or a Beast and Beauty couple.

The type of species can diverge greatly, so long as they are different.

May include a moral about the Fantastic Racism version of inter-racial romances. Anyone looking for more built in angst will make one of these a Mayfly December Romance.

Well, we made that bed and now we're lying in it, possibly post-coitally next to any given Muppet, because now there's a TV show that relishes in exploring how these characters from your childhood bone for pleasure. Test your humanity by looking at this GIF of Kermit's new girlfriend Denise giving sensual eyes while deep-throating a pencil."What does feel a trifle off, in the opener, is Fozzie Bear—Piggy’s announcer and warm-up comic—having a relationship with a woman (guest Riki Lindhome), and trying to explain to her disapproving dad (Jere Burns) that, no, when nature calls, he does not intend to visit the woods." —"Am I the only person who finds puppet love lives super creepy?

Seeing a frog date a pig was already too much for me, and now I'm very weirded out by the Muppets dating humans.

Although the frog swiftly shut down those engagement reports, we got the backstory on how Piggy and Kermit fell in love at first sight in 1979's "The Muppet Movie." They could've just been playing characters, but we know a spark when we see it.

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